Thursday, September 27, 2007
13 Things That Scream "Go To The Grocery Store!"
Thirteen Things That Scream "Go To The Grocery Store!"
- Last payday, 2 weeks ago, you only spent a fourth of your regular grocery budget.
- You are rationing toilet paper squares.
- Except for the soy sauce and balsamic vinaigrette, and the little mustard packets you swiped from Subway, ALL of your condiments are gone.
- You sliced your last 4 cheese sticks to stick in a casserole.
- You used cans of evaporated milk to make breakfast.
- You run out of the plastic grocery bags you usually save to line the bathroom trash cans.
- When asked what's for dinner, you say, I don't know, I just threw stuff in there!
- Celery is supposed to be rubbery, right?
- Children open the refrigerator door and stand there longingly with the look of death by starvation on their faces.
- There is water or water or water to drink.
- The only thing in your freezer is ice and that old box of baking soda.
- Sugar, what is sugar?
- When your children ask, "uh mom, when are you going shopping again? I'M STARVING!!!!"
Labels: Laughter, Thursday Thirteen
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